GREAT WORDS ARE ALWAYS GREAT!

GREAT WORDS:

If you learn to translate every event of ur life into a positive one, then you will become a designer of ur future.!!!

Obstacles of Life!

Obstacles don't have to stop u If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it,wrk on it........!!!!1

Where there is a will, there is a way!

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Now is the time,Your time to shine,

Your time to be the example Knowledge is the true organ of sight,

 not the eyes.....!!!

RighT PartneR In LifE!

It'S VerY HarD 2 WaiT 4 d RighT PartneR In LifE,
EspeciallY WheN D WronG OneS R DamM CooL n GooD LookinG......!!!!!!

Behind Every Successful love!

Behind Every Successful love, there is a Friendship..
But, Behind every separated Friendship, there will be a love...!!!

Every Succesful Person!

Every successful person has a painful story

Every painful story has a Successful ending

Accept the pains

& get ready 4 d success . . .ok...!!!!!!

Beauty!

Beauty dosn't create Love,

But Love creates beauty..

Break everything for a heart..

But Never break a heart for Anything.. :-).......!!!

Teacher 2 Anta(In Hindi)!

Teacher to ANTA:

Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya

Deadly answr given by

ANTA : Sir kyuki hum to "hostel" me rahte hai....!!!

Badi-Badi(In Hindi)!

Thi umeed jinse badi-badi

Wo mile aaj to aise mile

Me nazar uttha ke tadap gaya

Wo nazar jhuka kar chale gaye.........!!!!

FASTEST CENTURIES IN ODI!

FASTEST CENTURIES IN ODI:

AFRIDI-37 BALLS

M.BOUCHER-44 BALLS

LARA-45 BALLS

AFRIDI-45 BALLS

K.OBREIN-50 BALLS.......!!!

Wat A Society(A)!

Wen a Women is Pregnant all Female frnds touch her stomach n Say Congratulations Bt,
None of dem touch her Husband's penis n Say"Well done"

Wat a society...%-)...!!!!!!

Apni Naraz Gf!

Apni naraz Gf ko manane k baad ladka pyar se bola:

Jaan kaho to aap k liye chand tare tod lau?

Ladki halki c muskurai or boli,

phir se loundpana shuru hora...!!!

Ladki Aur Anta(In Hindi)!

ladki-meri mummy ko tum bohot pasand aye

anta (sharmate hue)-kuch bi ho mai shadi tumse hi krunga,

aunty se nhi........!!!

Anta Aur Gangubai!

ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata

hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

gangubai: kaun ?

anta: main !

gangubai:main kaun?

anta: tu gangubai.........!!!!!

Proxy Sim Cards!

Indian government is to introduce the "proxy sim cards" in telecommunication for security..

http://bit.ly/ht1QcK     ..........!!!!

Chale Gaye Ray!

Thi umeed jinse badi-badi

Wo mile aaj to aise mile

Me nazar uttha ke tadap gaya

Wo nazar jhuka kar chale gaye......!!!

Papa Aur Beta!

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye

Papa: Waiter,

1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao

Beta:Ice-Cream kyu papa?

Aap bhi Beer pijiye na...!!!!!!!

We Pronounce!

We Pronounce 

22 as TwentyTwo,

33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive,

Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation!!!

Quote Poet Robert Frost!

To quote poet Robert Frost:

"I shall be telling this with a sigh.
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood,
I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference....!!!

Miss!

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Kabhi kisi ne itna miss kia hai apko.........!!!!

Cheapest Mobile Plan!

When

do u know that you r in love?

..

When you start searching 4 the

cheapest mobile plan...!!!

I Miss U!

I

miss

U

I

miss

u

Too

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9

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Kbhi kisi ne itna miss kia hai apko

Modern World!

Modern World:

Ek Aadmi Ka Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Ho Gaya

Jab Uski Kam Wali Bai Ne Kaha

Sahab,Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Kar Lo...!!!

A Cool Thought!

A Cool Thought:-

Always share yur joys as well as sorrows,

Just like India shared d match with England-!! :-D B-)..!!!

Beta 2 Pap!(In Hindi)

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye

Papa: Waiter,

1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao

Beta:Ice-Cream kyu papa?

Aap bhi Beer pijiye na..!!!

Who Invented Safety Pin?!

Do you know? 

Who was invented Safety Pin?

Ans: Walter Hunt.

What is unit of Pressure?

Ans: Pascal...!!!

Live well!

Thought for d day-

"Live well",

It is the greatest revenge for those who avoided & hurted yu-!!:)...!!!

Diff B/W Real & Fake Friends!

Read clearly:-):-)

Do u know diff b/w real and fake friends!

ff : calls ur name sweetly,

RF : calls u always wit stupid silly names..

ff : "never seen u cry"

RF : cry wit U or stop u cryng..

ff : wil never hurt u,

RF : "hurt u often wit 1000's of apologies" ..

ff : know a few things abt u,

RF : Cud write a book abt u..

ff : wud ignore dis msg..

RF : wil send dis 2 al real friends whom u never want 2 miss in life...!!!

SLAM BOOK!

SLAM BOOK

Name:

Pet Name:

D.O.B:

Best B.F:

Best G.F:

Lover name:

Enemy name:

Fav Food:

FavTv Program:

FavHero:

Fav Heroin:

Fav Animal:

fav place:

fav Game:

U Like:

U D't Like:

Im ur:

My name in ur mobile:

Boys Are:

Girls are:

God Is:

Frd Is:

Love Is:

Lìfe Is:

words for me:!!!

Keep Smilling Power!

For the Loser smiles after losing the game
The winner will lose the Thrill of his Victory
Datz the Power f Smile Keep Smiling..........!!!

Days Of A Week!

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 'I Miss You' Everyday.......!!!!

Gaye Beta!

Worlds best feeling comes when friends see a wonderful question paper in the exam hall and smile at each other faces saying...

~ Gaye Beta ~

:-) :A :-.....!!!!!!

Wife 2 Husband (In Hindi)!

Wife 2 Husband:
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu Le Rahe Ho?

Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo

Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu..!!!!!

The Smartness Of Friendship!

I'm Not Rich

But

I Have

A Rich Heart

I'm Not Smart

But

I Have

A Smart Mind

I'm Not Always Right

But

I'm Not

Wrong In

Choosing

U

As

My

Friend...!!!

Be optimistic & Feel Better!

Troubles and hard-ships is like a washing machine,It twists us, and knocks us around, but in the end we come out brighter and better than before,Be optimistic........!!!!!!

Gajini!

Gajini bought a new road roller,

Do you know why. . .

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To iron his clothes:-D:-D...!!!!

Recharge!

Recharge:
Select 1 no

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& Recharge dat amount to my no.i will tell u hw much balance i Got......!!!!!

Happy Crossroads Make U Sad!

Sometimes life brings u 2 such crossroads tat u feel smiling is far better than explaining y u r sad..!!!

If u feel lonely!

If u feel lonely,

just call your best friend

and

shout..

"How dare i feel like this when u r on earth.."....!!!

NEXT VERSION OF MICROSOFT'S OS!

NEXT VERSION OF MICROSOFT'S OS WILL B CALLED

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WINDOWS KASAB. BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER HANG!:-D...!

just call your best friend!

If u feel lonely,

just call your best friend

and

shout..

"How dare i feel like this when u r on earth.."....!

Never leave a true relation!

Never leave a true relation 4 few Faults

Think just

Nobody is perfect

Nobody is corect & At d End

AFECTION is Always Greater Dan d PERFECTION...!